Showing posts with label Cheeky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cheeky. Show all posts

Monday, November 4, 2013

Are We Excited Yet?


One of the cool things about this trip is that I get to hang out with my friends Dave and Edi.

Lest anyone infer from this photo that Dave did not have a rip-roaring time in Israel last time, let it be known that he and Edi (not pictured) are coming back for Round Two. That says all you need to know. So much for a picture painting a thousand words! Not this picture. All this is good for is a couple of hundred chuckles.

Dave, you are so godly to put up with my cheekiness.

I think that's why I'm looking forward so much to spending the next couple of weeks with you as we go to the ends of the earth in search of more candid photos of biblical wildlife.

Friday, July 1, 2011

A Darn Good Read

I've been reading some great books lately and each one says something about me. Because, it is all about me.

Jane Eyre shows that I really am quite the romantic, despite rumors or appearances to the contrary.

* Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream shows that I never read it in highschool and felt deprived, or perhaps that I'm just longing for summer to arrive in Wisconsin, which it finally did today.

* Paul Yonggi Cho's Successful Home Cell Groups shows that I harbor a secret wish to pastor his church of hundreds of thousands (though not even Rosetta Stone Deluxe could teach this brain Korean). Alternately, it shows that I have some required reading for an upcoming course I'm taking at Trinity Evangelical Divinity School.

* And Sticky Teams (along with Sticky Church) shows that the professor is shamelessly requiring us to read his books for the class--a brazen conflict of interest. Or, a brilliant ploy to convince us in advance that he really does have something to say. In Larry Osborne's case, it is clearly the latter.

Confession time: one of the things I really enjoy about each of Larry's books that I have read (all in hard copy and none on Kindle or Braille), is the combination of wisdom and sarcasm. This gives me hope that one day God might use my gift of sarcasm to publish something. But lacking wisdom, it would likely be short and shallow with a title like See Graham Run. The text: "Run Graham, run. The end." But the graphics would be incredible. Holographic, even.

Ok, it's Friday. And I'm brain-dead from sermon prep. And I'm doing the very thing I'm going to caution the congregation concerning: running on at the mouth, including on the internet. "Be quick to hear and slow to speak," cautions the letter from James.

So, to my point in this post. This, below, is just vintage Larry:

In many churches, the primary spiritual qualification for serving on the board or church leadership team seems to be a willing heart. Anyone who faithfully supports the church and works hard eventually finds himself or herself rewarded with a place on the team. While I know of no church that claims this as their method of selection, I know of plenty where that is exactly the way things are done.


But passages such as Acts 6, 1 Timothy 3, Titus 1, and 1 Peter 5 make it clear that a willing heart is not enough. While not everyone will agree on the exact interpretation and application of each passage, one thing is certain: the New Testament church considered spiritual maturity to be a minimum qualification for leadership.


By spiritual maturity, I mean a life that consistently exhibits the character of Jesus Christ. You'll also notice that all of these passages describe qualifications that focus on character--not giftedness, not biblical knowledge, not zeal. And that shouldn't surprise us, since some of the most divisive and self-centered people in our churches are those who are highly gifted, know the Bible inside out, and exhibit a zeal that puts the rest of us to shame. They just happen to also be jerks.
                                                - Larry Osborne, Sticky Teams. Zondervan, 2010, p. 54.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Woody Allen and Billy Graham

Since the Aussie and the Dalai Lama was such a success, I knew it was going to be a hard comedic act to follow. However, I trolled around a few blogs and, thanks to Postman Dave, think I have found it. Here are two very different, but very funny, guys: Woody and Billy.


Thursday, February 10, 2011

Pope Invites Graham to Join Facebook

Pope Benedict XVI may be old, but he's still with it.

I have finally done it. Many of you know I've been holding out for many years. But my friend, the cleric previously known as Cardinal Ratzinger (we friends know him affectionately as just 'Ratz'), has invited me to Facebook.

And when Pope Benedict XVI calls, you answer.

My biggest question (on which he hasn't gotten back to me yet) is this: Is it ok for a pastor to 'unfriend' somone? Here's an excerpt from the public proclamation that followed his and my personal correspondence:

Pope Benedict XVI May Be Old, But He's Still With It.
REUTERS/Max Rossi

Wracked with Catholic guilt every time you access Facebook? Worry no longer -- the Pope approves. In a message entitled "Truth, Proclamation and Authenticity of Life in the Digital Age," Pope Benedict XVI gave social networking his blessing, but warned that it cannot replace real human contact. The proclamation, created for the Catholic Church's World Day of Communications, noted, "I would like then to invite Christians, confidently and with an informed and responsible creativity, to join the network of relationships which the digital era has made possible."


Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/24/faithful-facebook-pope-benedict-blesses-social-networking/#ixzz1DZbGlaj2