Now it's no secret that there is a little rivalry between Aussies and Kiwis, primarily because the former are secretly very jealous of the latter. :)
Psychologists tell me this jealousy is most clearly manifested in the many sheep jokes Aussies tell about Kiwis.
But one Aussie reporter decided a sheep joke wouldn't work so well on the Dalai Lama. So he launched out in another direction: a pizza joke with a metaphysical twist.
So this post is in honor of my good mates across the pond:
