For the Dad Who Thinks He Has Everything

It's Father's Day. And, frankly, I was kind of hoping...

I have a Wenger backpack that I love. And I just wanted something matching to put inside it. I found this on Amazon.com.
87 implements with 141 functions, not including the weight-lifting (it weighs almost 8 pounds).

Just a few of the implements:

• Cupped cigar cutter with double honed edges
• Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
• Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
• Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights.

Wow. All this and much more for only $899. For real:

http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Giant-Swiss-Knife/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=industrial&qid=1308523130&sr=8-1